tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38033605031852665662011-12-24T20:58:31.060-08:00I'm number oneAlex Watermannoreply@blogger.comBlogger1101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-63653970464605951282011-04-05T03:19:00.000-07:002011-04-06T00:32:01.040-07:00

You're twenty years old and it's been the longest year of your life. You feel like you've been the same age for the last three years. As the time quickly melts away like the faces of the bad guys at the end of that Indiana Jones movie, your 21st birthday is mere weeks away. You understandably have a few questions as to what bars and nightclubs are like and how you should behave there. In this

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There isn't really much more I need to say about this subject. Keep scrolling.

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The United States legislature is at it again and assisting large corporations by accusing the makers of Four Loko to be producing a dangerous beverage that is killing otherwise responsible college students and being marketed to children. This is especially dangerous because as we all know, children are allowed to buy alcohol. You most likely remember my article that exposed the real reasons

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-43910499477442050522010-11-03T19:06:00.000-07:002010-11-03T23:42:23.924-07:00

Its that time of year again, when Christmas, and coincidentally other religious holidays occur in December, and we are forced by tradition to temporarily abandon our unfounded hatred for each other and collectively spend 87 billion dollars on gift cards. Gift cards of course, being almost worthless compared to real cash and in rare cases, a real present. The reason people buy gift cards is as

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Much like my review for the awful movie precious, I should first start out by admitting that I have never seen this movie, nor do I intend to, and that my opinions are entirely based on theatrical trailers, IMDB.com information, my opinion of the first movie which I DID see, and second hand testimonials. This movie is the sequel to the nineteen-ninety-something box office hit: Wallstreet,

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Just when I thought we had defeated communism when we whooped Vietnam's ass and knocked down the Munich Wall, it has been made aware that communism is rearing its ugly head, right hear in the United Americas. The culprit; none other than mid-tier sit down restaurant; RED Robin. (I highlighted the word 'red' to draw attention to the fact that red, is indeed the color of communism.)I recently meant

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-56368371345010569812010-09-12T21:29:00.000-07:002010-09-12T22:00:06.965-07:00

The VMAs is a yearly spectacle where all the musicians you listen to because they're on the radio get together and try to deliver poorly written jokes about the different nominees. It is the only three and a half hours out of the year where MTV show's anything even remotely relating to actual music, and this year it was hosted by musician Chelsea Handler. Oh wait, she's not a musician? No big

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-724272864872245852010-08-30T14:12:00.000-07:002010-08-30T19:23:19.802-07:00

The scientific community hasn't done anything worth noting since Albert Einstein proved that E is INDEED equal to MC squared. (Like we wouldn't have figured that out anyway) You may be thinking "but hey, what about string theory?" to which I reply, no, the universe does not contain eleven dimensions, you're just trying to sound smart by parroting shit you saw that asian guy say on the Science

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-39283161242408093442010-08-28T09:42:00.000-07:002010-08-28T12:23:43.818-07:00

Grenades and land-mines have a lot in common with their real life, cock-blocking counterpart; there are times in war when a brave soldier must land on a live one in order to save his platoon from from certain death by hot shrapnel. By death by hot shrapnel, I of course mean not getting any. For those unfamiliar with the generation-defining MTV show Jersey Shore, here is how grenades and land

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-13592531868501272462010-08-24T23:23:00.000-07:002010-09-09T16:10:54.840-07:00

Jessie "Slaughter" Leonhardt currently holds the world record for caring about youtube comments. For those of you unfamiliar with this viral video, I'd like to first offer a warm welcome to the internet. All eleven year old Jessie slaughter wanted to do was post videos for some talentless emo band's fan website she was in, when (probably) baseless rumors of her having sex with a member of the

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Over the weekend two highly anticipated movies made their premiers; The Expendables, a movie about explosions, and Eat, Pray, Love, a movie about how big Julia Robert's mouth is. I should also probably mention the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, where Michael Cera steps out of his comfort zone to play the unfamiliar role of an awkward teenager. (ha! thats what he always plays!) In terms of

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-79165117254888973492010-08-12T14:50:00.000-07:002010-08-17T15:51:15.424-07:00

Affliction: "I like tatoos but i'm too much of a pussy to ever make the decision to actually get one. Also, my favorite MMA fighters are Randy Couture and Chuck Lidell in THAT order"The clothing brand Affliction's name alone adequately describes itself; a horrific cause of pain, suffering, or distress. Your words, dictionary, not mine. It takes a different class of douche to wear these clothes; a

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-85983512664467002912010-08-11T00:12:00.000-07:002010-08-12T14:06:03.767-07:00

TapouT: "yeah, I'm into mma... my favorite fighters are Chuck Lidell and Randy Couture and my favorite fighting style is Brazilian Tae Kwon Doe."I don't care how much bigger you are than me, how many steroids you take, or how many MMA pay per views you paid 50 dollars for and watched by yourself, if you wear TapouT clothes I am personally calling you a limp dicked little bitch and I really hope

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-91790111007399627322010-08-09T19:31:00.000-07:002010-08-09T20:16:57.982-07:00

I'm about to bring it to you cowards and its gonna be quick. Here's a bunch of shit we all do on facebook that irritates me like the loud Italian family at the table next to you at T.G.I. Friday's. Before you say "but alex, you contradicted yourself because you do these all the time" I'm going to stop you and say that I only do it because maybe it'll make people feel the same annoyance I feel. If

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-75545673750572815052010-08-06T16:00:00.000-07:002010-08-09T20:19:31.737-07:00

Have you ever been at a party and noticed a college-age woman who is just way too energetic for how intoxicated she is? Unless she's been having rum and "coke" all night, there's a high probability that she's been drinking 09/10's favorite fuck-you-up-quick-for-like-2-dollars beverage of choice known as 4 Loko. Or as I like to call it; whore loko. See what I did there? Let it be known that I came

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-65850284803552352492010-07-28T19:26:00.000-07:002010-07-28T20:55:51.520-07:00

None of you give a fuck about the well being and treatment of Mexican immigrants, your're just taking the side of whatever political party you think is cool at the moment. All you Toby Keith/NASCAR/cousin-banging fans think Mexicans should be deported after 10 hours of warterboarding, and you affirmative action liberals think that not only should they be allowed to stay, but that if a company

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-42465066505497968432010-07-22T16:20:00.000-07:002010-07-22T20:11:19.830-07:00

Part 1: Breaking the Veil Hello, and congratulations on stumbling upon this brilliant guide to quick and ever lasting enlightenment, inner peace, and an overall sense of well being. I was like you once; an insignificant shell of a person living on the margins of society. No idea who I was, no one else knowing who I was. Things were not going particularly well. Then one day, out of no where, I

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-88846469109224656862010-07-19T17:18:00.000-07:002010-07-19T17:30:50.653-07:00

Lady Gaga and Kesha- If boners were people, these two women would have an entire genocide on their conscience. On a personal note, they've killed my boner more times than Harry Potter's killed Voldemort. Every time these two put out another song, Viagra's stock jumps by 12 points. (you know, because they make it hard to get boners.) Lady Gaga was once rumored to be a hermaphrodite. Whether or not

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-87610103030341841302010-07-18T19:48:00.001-07:002010-07-20T11:34:25.327-07:00

Here are a few things you should ask yourself before comparing your relationship to the one Romeo and Juliet were in.Are each of your families in an ongoing violent feud with one another?Is your attraction to one another based on virtually nothing besides the fact that both families would disapprove of your relationship?Did you really just use that analogy? Seriously, its been used at least

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-42537783214302113722010-07-09T12:32:00.001-07:002010-07-09T13:10:39.421-07:00

Its come to my attention that the mainstream music of today is filled with lyrics that are so bad that it causes me to envy the deaf. The following is my personal commentary on some of the most glaring examples of this.David Guetta- Sexy Chick "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful."Here's a tip for you David. If you can't immediately formulate a sentence

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-15812182279944924462010-07-08T09:00:00.000-07:002010-07-08T09:38:45.661-07:00

Ever since Jesus Christ made the world's first alcoholic beverage out of plain water, humans have been making their alcoholism more entertaining by creating an endless list of drinking games. We need games like this, because lets face it; drinking by itself is often times boring and mundane and needs to be livened up with all sorts of rules, point systems, and humiliating penalties. My personal

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-19921215527178895612010-07-08T08:59:00.001-07:002010-07-08T09:00:09.110-07:00

GIVE ME SOME SCUBA GEAR AND I'LL DIVE DOWN THERE AND PLUG IT WITH MY GIANT ERECT PENIS ROFLROFLORLFORLFO,AROAIH[AOG'[QIP[252-0T2

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-9044980564358980632010-06-15T17:12:00.000-07:002010-06-15T17:36:32.003-07:00

This year's World Cup will no doubt go down in history as the worst one ever played. The blame for this falls squarely on the shoulders of the South African fans, who for whatever reason insist on blowing the most annoying horn in the world, the vuvuzela, during every second of every match, even during the national anthems. I wasn't a fan of soccer until only a year ago, being one of many who

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-87694808281537100692010-06-15T00:14:00.000-07:002010-06-15T01:18:57.526-07:00

Ever since the 1990s, people figured out that if you smoked enough salvia, you could hallucinate violently and uncomfortably for about 15 minutes, followed by another 15 of saying "Why did i just pay fucking 93 bucks for three grams of this shit?". Here's how it works.A lot of people are under the false impression that salvia makes you "high". This is balls-deep inaccurate, because a high is a

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After blowing a call that Ray Charles could have made, Jim Joyce went on to say "No one feels worse about this than I do." You're right, no one could possibly feel worse. Not even Armando Galarrada, the guy you robbed of a perfect game. Galarraga was one routine play to first base away from becoming the 21st pitcher in the history of baseball to throw a perfect game, until 1st base umpire Jim

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-711294717520971772010-05-28T11:24:00.000-07:002010-05-28T15:45:03.697-07:00

You're all going to cause me to become mentally unstable, up in here. You are all going to cause me to perform to my capacity, up in here. You are all going to cause me to behave in a boisterous and socially unacceptable manner, up in here. You are all going to cause me to become upset, up in here.Should I be required to deliver it to you cowards I will do it in a swift and timely fashion, so I

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-54911297714485269372010-05-26T21:38:00.000-07:002010-05-26T22:20:47.527-07:00

The summer of 2009 was a time of frequent celebrity deaths, so it was only fitting that the following winter would be the death of two excellent T.V. shows and one terrible one. Lost, 24, and Law and Order were all shows that helped define and shape our generation and have provided us with a superficial interest through which to relate to one another. So here's some shit I wrote real quick about

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-21683860864813024772010-05-15T00:51:00.000-07:002010-05-22T00:01:25.776-07:00

The premise of Formspring.me is simple. Users are asked anonymous questions about their breasts/penises/sexual partners or are flagrantly insulted without any means of verbal or physical retaliation. If there is one philosophical lesson this site has taught me, it is that under the veil of anonymity people transform into hateful, perverted lunatics who make personal attacks that make Mel Gibson's

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-60880111235326865872010-05-13T12:01:00.000-07:002010-05-13T12:02:13.997-07:00

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No Offense/Don't take this personally/I'm not trying to be a dick, but...It is a fundamental law of the universe that every statement that precedes this classic is going to cause some type of emotional distress to the recipient. Further more, the statement that comes after it is usually completely unnecessary or unwelcome such as "Your nose looks like balls." Society is under the false impression

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-38325511878281121262010-05-08T11:39:00.000-07:002010-05-08T21:26:23.741-07:00

Throughout your miserable, insignificant little life of yours you will find yourself in countless situations where you must prove to someone of opposing opinion that yours is in fact superior. These are called arguments, and in order to win these battles of wit and cunning it is highly important to remember these key concepts.Whoever stops talking first, wins. Due to an inherent unwillingness to

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This blog is dedicated to all you mother fuckers that ride the max at around five pm, and stand in my way while I try to hang my bike on the designated hook. I know not everyone can do their part to save the world from global warming like me, but I think the least you could do to show appreciation for my care for the environment is to step the fuck out the way when I try to get on the train.As a

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-39666045228305689962010-05-07T16:48:00.001-07:002010-05-07T17:22:54.488-07:00

The 2004 Clint Eastwood masterpiece Million Dollar Baby, despite having a name that makes it sound like a movie about high-end adoption, won a staggering four Oscars, along with 45 other lesser awards. The movie details the life of Maggie Fitzgerald (Hillary Swank), a woman who becomes a professional boxer with the reluctant help of a near fossilized Clint Eastwood, who's dialog consists mostly

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I will begin by saying that Seta is one of the greatest people in the entire world and one of few people whom I hold in high regard. She is objectively superior to her peers in the following ways. Her beauty radiates like the warm glow of the afternoon sun in midsummer and her pearl white teeth glisten like fresh snow when she smiles as my ever faster beating heart melts like a plastic tupperware

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-55816281815562356772010-04-30T11:51:00.001-07:002010-04-30T14:20:20.917-07:00

Having lived in Portland for YEARS and also having followed the Blazers all season--pre-draft workouts included--I can say that I am as disappointed as anyone in their recent defeat at the hands of the crystal meth addict looking Steve Nash and the Phoenix Suns.However, I find myself in a state of somewhat relief in the fact that I no longer have to see, hear, or even think about the words "Rip

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-47022123783156314212010-04-29T01:03:00.001-07:002010-04-29T01:27:24.749-07:00

As you can see by the title, this IS the Best Blog Ever Written of All Time, and I think after tens of ones of posts, its time for me to explain why this is by comparing it to your blog in the form of poetry.Your blog is an insect,my blogs a god.My blog is concrete,yours is made of mud (sod)My writing is impeccable, yours is peccable,your blog is hella quiet,mine is 86 decibels.your blog is about

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-44100501983534525462010-04-23T16:10:00.000-07:002010-04-23T17:48:47.122-07:00

The other day, Comedy Central showed their true colors, a pinkish yellow, by bending to the will of muslim extremists who were crying about South Park making fun of Muhammad. As a matter of fact, they weren't even making fun of him directly, but rather eloquently crafting an irreverent satire on how a small portion of Muslims can't solve their problems with anything but violence. By "problems" I

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-17448872222350693992010-04-18T01:16:00.000-07:002010-04-18T05:16:36.847-07:00

Kesha, aka Ke$ha, aka Courtney Love II, is who every young, impressionable woman dreams about being while applying scented lotion and binge drinking 4 Loko. She is everything they love, and everything normal people enjoy hating. In fact, I don't even hate people like her anymore, I've finally learned to accept these people and have come to terms that alcoholic, promiscuous blonde women are more

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-87734935678736174822010-04-14T22:36:00.000-07:002010-04-14T23:20:36.812-07:00

Every time a Portland police officer "justifiably" shoots an unarmed man, you can count on Jesse Jackson getting on his private jet and coming here and being all like, "this is egregious, preposterous, philandrous, and unjust." We know Portland cops are as trigger happy as Rambo on an acid trip, and we don't need you coming here using all your words that end in "ous" to articulate that to us.

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-52484195215512266952010-04-13T03:12:00.000-07:002010-04-18T08:48:54.164-07:00

Ever since the economy crashed I've been waiting for someone to make a movie and explain it all to me (yeah, i know there are books but I don't know how to read, only write), and as of now Michael Moore is the only documentary filmmaker to even attempt to make an entertaining movie about it. In general, this movie had a lot of interesting content, but was more boring than a quadriplegic mime. You

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-47901804536802710892010-04-12T01:44:00.000-07:002010-04-13T22:03:08.234-07:00

Before I begin, let me say that today's win was great for me because I've been a Blazers fan for years and have been following them all season. Even the pre-draft workouts.In the viscous, semen filled minds of all major national sports commentators the Blazers have never beaten the Lakers as a result of their own skill, comparable to five Jesus Christs playing basketball at the same time. This is

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-33389137868917483782010-04-04T23:38:00.001-07:002010-04-05T16:46:19.930-07:00

Yeah bitches you heard it here first. Someone who goes to oes' dad has decided to pay twenty million dollars to open up a fast food restaraunt. you can trust my sources too, because I heard it from my friend Nik who heard it from a kid who goes to OES highschool who probably wasn't exaggerating or making it all up for the purpose of getting attention. Probably.

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-86397983121505237502010-04-04T18:09:00.000-07:002010-04-04T20:53:22.947-07:00

Source: I have my fucking sources...First and foremost, I'd like to say fuck you to every person involved in the making of this movie. Mainly to the writers, directors, John Cusack, and most of all to the little girl who screamed the entire fucking time.The premise of the movie is simple enough; the world is going to end, and the Mayans, along with many other primitive civilizations, saw it

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-52621285001821251142010-03-29T18:18:00.000-07:002010-03-29T19:07:26.559-07:00

I use the term "distillery" very loosely, because I highly suspect that this place is actually a rubbing alcohol plant that one day decided it could triple its profits by making a solution of 60% unfiltered city water and 40% unfiltered rubbing alcohol. Having consumed liters of this stuff as a high school student, I think my opinion is to be respected. If you live in Oregon or Washington and

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-8747755735811482642010-03-27T19:49:00.001-07:002010-03-27T19:49:37.586-07:00

As a person who was born during this time of year, the giant spheres of hydrogen millions of light years away (stars) effect your life in the following manner;You are a very outgoing person, but can be shy at times. People think you are funny some times, especially those you are close with! You are generally happy, but are sad at times, you get along with some people, but not with others, and you

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-934222921423809622010-03-24T05:32:00.000-07:002010-03-24T06:11:13.282-07:00

There is no better feeling than automatically hating everything you encounter in life, without even giving it a fair chance of judgment. The philosophy of cynicism is something that I have lived by since the time I have been able to formulate thoughts. It is the belief that nothing in the world is good, and everything is evil, repugnant, and in most cases, not worth your fucking time at

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-67528528536984151672010-03-22T22:14:00.000-07:002010-03-22T22:43:15.847-07:00

Up until Chatrt.com was added to the depraved cesspool that is the internet, I was proudly able to say that I had never viewed male solo pornography. This streak was swiftly put to an end the first time I used chat roulette. This is my cautionary tale of the dangers of chatroulette and what its true purpose really is.Contrary to popular belief, Chatrt.com is not a place for people to video chat

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-66449809254451091142010-03-21T20:28:00.001-07:002010-03-22T22:45:30.831-07:00

Today is the worst day of my life. After trying for weeks to play my favorite internet flash based game, Flash Flash Revolution, I learned today that the site is down and will most likely never return. I understand that not everyone who reads this site is as cool as I am and doesn't know what FFR is, so here is my detailed, in depth explanation of what it is.Its Dance Dance Revolution you play on

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-90648913862960699602010-03-19T00:13:00.001-07:002010-03-19T00:13:40.457-07:00

I know that traditionally when a person writes a review for a movie, they usually watch it first. Well I think that's bull shit, and I believe I have more than enough information from trailers, clips, and second hand testimonials to form a solid opinion of this movie.I don't just give this movie two thumbs way down, I would actually cut them off and throw them in a river if didn't need them to

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-24091108028054917102010-03-15T17:03:00.000-07:002010-03-15T18:16:49.867-07:00

Tiger Woods: Sex ScandalDear nation. My actions in the past years have been regrettable at best and reprehensible at worst. Never in my life have I been so ashamed of myself. I could have done so much better. The women I've slept with recently have been generally from the bottom rung of society. Waitresses, strippers, stripper-waitresses, and any other combination there of. I am sorry I set my

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-38730836385994600222010-03-15T16:06:00.000-07:002010-03-15T18:55:09.105-07:00

Today at work my ears were raped. In the break room at my place of employment a radio was playing one of those clean top 40 hits stations that mothers play in their hybrid minivans so their 12 year old obese son doesn't have to be exposed to the evils of swear words. They played the usual modern day noise that the mainstream thinks is music, but then they played a song that made me envy deaf

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-25428337855404903882010-03-01T21:33:00.000-08:002010-03-01T21:48:12.093-08:00

Every referee, in every sport, at every level, is a pathological idiot. Whether it be a volunteer team dad reffing his seven year old son's baseball game to a Norwegian bald man officiating a World Cup soccer match that decides the advancement of either Ireland or France, this is an axiom that reigns true 100 percent of the time. Allow me to explain.Referees are humans, and humans make errors.

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-1153633360791774282010-02-22T17:24:00.000-08:002010-02-22T18:52:41.776-08:00

Homeopathy is the pseudo medicinal practice of taking a traditional medication, and literally watering it down until so few molecules of the original solution are left in the new "homeopathic remedy" that it would literally be proportional to a single grain of salt in the entire ocean. In most cases, no original molecules are even present at all. The belief is that some how, the water remembers

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-10174220356422666832010-02-14T00:44:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:39:37.658-08:00

PETA is an overzealous group of lunatics that suffer from the delusion that animals have rights. Nothing will end their tirade against normal human eating habits, but one of their many ongoing endeavours makes me so angry that I literally sweat my own blood.PETA is on a crusade to change the name of the Green Bay Packers. Contemplate that for a few moments and try and see their point. You don't?

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-30176634335395876342010-01-13T08:04:00.000-08:002010-01-14T02:10:22.968-08:00

On January 8th, the Ady Gil, a small boat used by the cast of Whale Wars to illegally harass law abiding Japanese researchers, collided with a Japanese whale research boat, completely destroying it. This event, so far, is the best thing to happen in 2010. It happened in Antarctic waters, and it is a surprise to me that none of these idiots were killed in the frigid sea. To see a complete list of

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-17149602271309000212010-01-13T01:42:00.000-08:002010-01-13T03:13:53.695-08:00

In July, an event began of cataclysmic proportions. The day of reckoning for celebrities in America came upon us. It brought the demise of our most beloved such as Billy Mays, and it ended some of societies former social pariahs like Michael Jackson. Just when I thought people who danced around and grabbed what they call their balls for a living couldn't die, my views were shattered. "Hey, you

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-91027869954833008442010-01-02T01:50:00.000-08:002010-01-13T03:24:16.742-08:00

Watch this video. Keep in mind it is completely serious and is in no way trying be humorous.Whoever made this commercial obviously needs a crash course in sports ethics. Namely, that there aren't any. Here is a short list of errors in this commercial. To whoever made this, I hope you find this valuable, and suggest that before the next time you produce a commercial you do at least a little bit of

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-66250723144734929322009-12-23T16:20:00.000-08:002010-01-13T03:52:10.198-08:00

In high school my literature teacher decided she wanted to take a few days off of teaching because she was probably drunk all weekend or something, so she had us watch Gandhi. All 191 boobless minutes of it. What a treat that was. The reason we saw this was most likely because my high school had a super inflated theater budget instead of money for things that cause us to absorb knowledge. Rather

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-16109667680198626182009-12-12T03:44:00.000-08:002009-12-13T00:59:52.061-08:00

I've been getting a lot of heat lately from readers who find my blogs to be dreadfully negative and cynical to almost apocalyptic proportions. There for, I have decided to take my writings in a new direction. Usually it is hard for me to describe anything with positivity or give anything praise unless I am speaking of the Rambo or Star Wars trilogies, but I believe I have found something that I

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-54870333645292979922009-12-10T23:24:00.001-08:002009-12-10T23:35:45.624-08:00

Well it looks like mrs. my-husband-cheated-on-me-with-twelve-women-one-of-whom-lived-in-a-trailer-park has decided to forgo divorce procedure. What a great example for women. What happened to the whole thing where women leave men who cheat on them? I guess in my past 2 relationships I've been doing it all wrong. I could have cheated so many times, but I didn't because I thought women didn't like

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-53138111247135733392009-12-10T00:35:00.000-08:002009-12-10T03:07:00.594-08:00

There is a perfectly sound reason from an evolutionary stand point as to why humans tend to cling to one another and conceive offspring exclusively with their spouses. It is to prevent people from unknowingly reproducing with half siblings, which would make the entire population indistinguishable from a concession stand line at the Indy 500- a bunch of slack jawed, tank top-clad individuals

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-86705448006886513382009-12-07T22:03:00.001-08:002009-12-07T22:51:46.325-08:00

Activists are like 4 year old children who throw themselves on the floor of Toy's R Us, kick and scream because their parents won't buy them the toy they want, scream until their voices are hoarse, and in the end, don't end up getting a damned thing. But some of these children never grow up and decide to be bleeding-heart activists for some pipe dream cause. I really don't understand what these

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-7436902880446147972009-12-07T03:15:00.000-08:002009-12-07T04:00:50.088-08:00

I'm not one to usually get wrapped up in such trivial arguments as this, but after recent events AT&T has given me no choice but to point out what a bunch mother fuckers they are. Apparently a legal precedent has been set at some point in the past which allows a company to sue their rival for pointing out true and accurate information about how much better their service is. Verizon Wireless

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-41593466248999412092009-11-30T00:17:00.000-08:002009-11-30T01:36:10.537-08:00

Dear guy in the FreeCreditReport.com commercials, I really hope that when I die there is no after life, because that way I won't have to deal with your wretched jingles involuntarily playing in the background of my thoughts anymore. Whenever I see one on T.V. the song is completely memorized in my head as if I had downloaded it off of iTunes, and plays in my head for hours until I hear

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-87044285413845118222009-11-29T01:23:00.000-08:002009-11-29T01:24:26.381-08:00

have a lot of money, and rap about it. boom, now you're a mainstream rapper

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-66187806402564349342009-11-28T03:19:00.000-08:002009-11-28T13:37:34.498-08:00

Is anyone else sick of mister I-was-on-a-Canadian-T.V.-Show-so-now-I-get-to-be-a-Rapper? I'm speaking of course, about current flavor of the month Drake. Yeah I'm a drake hater. And according to his lyrics, thanks to me he knows G4 pilots on a first name basis. Because nothing say's gangster like knowing people on a first name basis. Where does this guy get off claiming "nothing was done for him?

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-85629986917234782032009-11-15T00:01:00.000-08:002009-11-15T00:51:03.776-08:00

So you're a thirty five year old guy who just got out of a bitter divorce, you lost both of your kids, and half of your belongings to a woman who once pledged her eternal love to you, only to end up ridiculing and demoralizing you every day the second you got back from your honey moon. You've put on weight and don't particularly care, because lets face, who are you trying to impress? Its not like

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-31055899431895247522009-11-13T22:55:00.000-08:002009-11-14T14:14:11.149-08:00

In case you're some type of mormon or something who isn't allowed to watch T.V., you've probably seen this new insulting, annoying, and racially intolerant trident commercial. If you haven't, here it is. But be careful, as it is very offensive First of all, not only is the concept of paying a young women in gum a gross under compensation, it also completely invalidates the capitalist values our

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-59332842318890312242009-11-08T21:41:00.000-08:002009-11-09T13:53:32.958-08:00

When did it become politically incorrect to call a person of unusually small stature a midget? And further more, why are we so concerned about the feelings of a group of only 500,000 people in America who most of us could easily take in a one on one fight. There's actually a midgets rights group (because midgets still aren't allowed to do things like vote) that wants the F.C.C. to ban the word

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-80910883885060750402009-11-07T02:19:00.001-08:002009-11-07T03:14:21.360-08:00

My name is Alex Waterman. And I have recently overcome one of the biggest obstacles in my life. I did a lot of deceitful things, hurt a lot of people, and most of all, lost who I am entirely. I am speaking of course, about my mental and physical addiction to the facebook game known as Farmville. The whole ordeal began about three months ago, when F started hitting the streets of the internet. At

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-48863984865438271382009-11-02T14:17:00.000-08:002009-11-02T14:52:21.974-08:00

There are a lot of phrases that have come to be in the past few years that I've heard girls say so many times that I want to drive a fork into my ear drum every time I hear them. These are sayings that reflect the very stupidity and shallowness of our civilization, and need to not be said ever again by anyone. "I know, right?" One of the more recent annoying phrases to enter their vocabulary.

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-36436072381280006112009-11-02T14:16:00.000-08:002009-11-02T14:17:34.940-08:00

Keep up the good work.

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-19798108692226539722009-11-02T00:04:00.000-08:002009-11-02T00:45:30.611-08:00

We are all familiar with the hippie, or the Homosapius, Liberalous as they are called in the scientific community, but I feel that there has never been any truly groundbreaking research done on the different species. In this article, I will attempt to describe each kind and their distinct characteristics. Woodstock Hippies: Height: 5,1 - 6,3Weight: 130-200 lbs.Uniform: Long, unwashed hair, tye

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-34671453449814412272009-10-28T18:58:00.000-07:002009-11-01T23:47:20.177-08:00

I have figured out the only two possible solutions to global warming that will completely eliminate the effect we have on the Earth's climate. It is despicable to think that we humans could keep destroying this precious world by contributing to 5% of a "green house gas" that accounts for .025% of the Earth's atmosphere. I am speaking of course, about Carbon Dioxide!!1! And so here are my two

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-66200710521346878022009-10-25T21:38:00.001-07:002009-10-26T00:44:50.571-07:00

Here is a comprehensive list of behavioral changes I will be making now that I am a twenty year old young adult. To begin, here is a list of words I will be effectively striking from my vocabulary, and justification for doing so.Hella- This has been the hipster way of saying "very" for about 6 years now, and is short for "hell of a".Douche Bag- I can think of at least 20 words I can call someone

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-31963981775974424212009-10-25T01:28:00.001-07:002009-10-25T01:39:58.594-07:00

The twentieth birthday has absolutely no meaning except for these two: I am no longer a teenager, and I have only a year left until I am deemed mature enough by the United States to purchase and consume alcohol. For some, twenty is a major mile stone. To me, of course, it means absolutely nothing. Here are some other birthdays deemed important that I still find to be irrelevant.Six Months: Whoop

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-39557257125202099772009-10-24T02:33:00.001-07:002009-11-14T14:59:47.104-08:00

Deadliest Catch: Give me a fucking break. The fact that people actually watch this show is proof enough for me that the United States educational system has failed us. Is it really that hard to believe that people take large boats off the coast of Alaska and catch crab? Is it even harder to believe that it isn't that easy of a job? This is easily the most redundant of the reality shows. One boat

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-85222472868137966432009-10-24T00:39:00.001-07:002009-10-24T01:23:55.052-07:00

People who allow their children to own hamsters, or anyone else for that matter, really piss me off. They some how put up with the smell of urine soaked wood shavings for the entire 8 months they are alive. It is of course customary to purchase at least two or more hamsters because otherwise, one would get lonely. Because we all know that hamsters experience complex human emotions such as

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-49845606419226103302009-10-18T19:04:00.000-07:002009-10-18T19:52:34.276-07:00

Good job, you fucking assholes, you really got us good with your little "oh no my six year old son some how managed to get inside of a weather balloon we have for some reason and take off in it!" routine. Bet you guys weren't counting on your son telling reporters that he "thought we were doing this for the T.V. show" when asked why he didn't come out of hiding when called. Lets see you act your

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-24068127470503367272009-10-12T17:25:00.000-07:002009-10-12T17:49:02.720-07:00

In Salem Oregon a group of known citizens who affectionately refer to themselves as "the Meth Busters" (Clever) are at it again; ridding our lackluster state's capitol of meth amphetamine by monitoring the behavior of known meth users (invading their right to privacy) and going into small convenience stores and asking them to remove their bongs, hookahs, scales, and even small plastic bags. I can

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-25728280137967237552009-10-10T01:02:00.000-07:002009-10-10T02:36:18.536-07:00

HISTORYCondoms, named after their inventor Issac Wellington Condomington play a crucial role in the regulation of society's growing overpopulation, especially of our society's undesirables. The condom was first conceived on December 17, 1873, when Condomington, a well known philanderer in his hometown of Newcastle, England, decided he needed a mechanism that would allow him to engage in the act

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-65667448805269318292009-10-03T14:37:00.000-07:002009-10-03T15:39:53.709-07:00

The geniuses behind what some regard as the greatest technological achievement of our time have done it again. The Snuggie has undergone a long awaited aesthetic overhaul. To those reading this who just got out of prison, a Snuggie is a blanket with sleeves on it. The epitome of elegant simplicity. How was the snuggie invented you ask? By some guy's mom about 10 years ago so he would be able to

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-91188173349957857832009-09-22T23:32:00.000-07:002009-09-23T00:19:27.992-07:00

I'll tell you when. They'll stop when they take vaginal cream commercials off the air. They are absolutely the most disgusting commercials on T.V. "That itch you can't scratch," "feminine odor," and who can forget, "vaginal discharge" or words no man should have to ever hear, ever. I think hearing a Vagisil commercial mid hookup would kill my mood almost as fast as her calling me by another mans

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-14265699141804205592009-09-22T22:52:00.000-07:002009-10-03T14:37:14.812-07:00

The other day I had 23 dollars in my bank account because I'm poor and don't have a job. So I go out to eat. McDonald's, of course, because I'm poor and don't have a job. So that was 6 dollars gone. Another day passes and I feel like going to some place fancy; Panda Express. Another 8 dollars gone. The day after that I check my account to see if have enough for a Craigslist escort when I'm

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-90524024934073262262009-09-21T16:40:00.000-07:002009-09-27T15:55:41.064-07:00

There are not enough words in the English language to adequately portray my utter hate for NASCAR. There is nothing worth watching about the "sport". And yet every year millions of McCain voters tune in and flock to NASCAR events, so they can see like, what, 80? cars lined up two by two driving around in a very fixed oval pattern 500 times. The cars weren't originally designed for racing. They're

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-28620624312571575292009-09-21T15:50:00.000-07:002009-09-22T12:23:58.286-07:00

In Portland Oregon we have an incredibly unique radio station called 107.5. I'm sure there is no other station in the world quite like it. What they do is take the 5 most popular rap/r &b songs and play them in rotation, followed by twenty minutes of commercials, a few words from a DJ who doesn't actually pick which music to play, and then the same 5 songs again. Currently the four songs are

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-13556717842810865262009-09-20T00:48:00.000-07:002009-09-21T23:09:24.220-07:00

So anyway after 7th grade I began to despise baseball because I realized how dreadfully slow and uneventful it is. I know what you're thinking, "but alix, basball iz lik soo cool and teh shit!" You're argument is flawed in so many ways. Even back in the day it was better than it is now (which isn't saying much) and here's why.This woman is currently the best baseball player in america. Seriously

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-15024591082308881522009-09-16T14:29:00.000-07:002009-09-20T19:37:24.543-07:00

As a child growing up my parents felt the compulsive urge to sign me up for little baseball every year. Every spring I was filled with anticipation for the excitement of trying to hit a ball quickly moving through the air, and then attempting to run around in a circle. It was awesome losing every game because the coach always let his son pitch, bat first, and decide which type of big league chew

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-57307655937770317512009-09-13T17:50:00.001-07:002009-09-22T12:21:09.369-07:00

Well ladies and gentlemen it looks like the United States government finally got the hint and made all flavored cigarettes illegal. This mainly consists of cinnamon, cherry, and vanilla cloves. If you don't know what a clove is, its basically a black cigarette that tastes like a chewy (joint with coke on it), but instead of weed and cocaine, its tobacco and cinnamon. They also have a delightful

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-41446819981052370312009-09-08T15:42:00.000-07:002009-09-20T19:53:42.538-07:00

There are some artists in history who are revered for going against every conceivable "rule" to their art form. Artists like Picasso and Jimi Hendrix are shining examples of the great things that can happen when the norms of society are challenged. If only I could say the same thing for "the creator" of Inglorious Basterds. Quintin Tarantino simply tries too hard to break the mold, and the result

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-76021740086707498682009-09-07T03:01:00.000-07:002009-09-07T03:06:05.348-07:00

So i'm watching the news the other day, and apparently the state of oregon accidentally released a man from jail who was set to serve a 12 year sentence. For what crime, you ask? HIS ROLE IN A COCKFIGHTING RING. Thats right, America. When your involved in a dogfighting ring where the animals actually matter to society, you only get two years in jail and get to return to your elustrious NFL

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-30776898033694765752009-09-07T02:54:00.000-07:002009-09-07T02:57:26.425-07:00

This blog is dedicated to one of the people who has had the biggest influences on my life; Jessa Cassezza. On the day I met Jessa, I had actually decided i was going to kill my self with a shotgun blast to the head, but meeting her gave me a new outlook on life. An outlook filled with hope and positivity rather then despair and wanting to kill myself. So here's to you, Jessa, the best person in

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-88704657398485981352009-09-05T21:32:00.000-07:002009-09-06T00:39:53.097-07:00

What do you urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? The taste. In addition to shitty beer, they also have a shitty "proffesional" football leage. I was just as surprised as you were. A lot of people don't know Canada has professional football, because honestly, who pays attention to Canada? All people really know about Canada is that they say things incorrectly, love hockey because all

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-63209974812736634682009-09-04T01:36:00.001-07:002009-09-04T02:21:13.356-07:00

Tonight I witnessed something astounding. A breathtaking display that will forever be ingrained in my memory is one of sports' greatest moments. Lagarrete Blount of the U of O ducks punched some Boise State fag (Nancy Hout I think his name was) square in the chin. The Broncos may have gotten lucky on their stupid blue field (its been a longstanding tradition for football fields to be green in

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-8657625297897837312009-09-03T14:40:00.000-07:002009-09-03T14:40:38.886-07:00

I maybe writing this blog a little late, but I feel this is something I have to get off my chest. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is perhaps the most terrible movie I have ever seen in my life. Serves me right for watching a movie where the producers feel that character development and plot line are more important than exciting gun fights and expensive explosions.  Only problem is the plot is

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-45108942631686121042009-09-03T14:13:00.000-07:002009-09-20T23:26:55.284-07:00

I am fed up with the fact that we live in a country where we constantly change the names of things in order to seem more sensitive. and when a politician or heaven forbid an everyday citizen commit the unforgiveable sin of using ignorant language they are publicly crucified. here is a list of all the politicaly correct terms that I resent with a passion so fiery it could melt steel.PC term:

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-5129875817165730542009-08-29T01:11:00.000-07:002009-08-29T01:50:14.850-07:00

There are a lot of stupid laws in this country, (drug laws, obscenity regulations, the Geneva Conventions) but the mandatory full service gas stations in New Jersey and Oregon offends me both as a citizen of Oregon and as a former citizen of Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania being one of only 48 states in America where you are allowed to pump your own gas. What Oregon and New Jersey law makers are

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-54186492388620966542009-08-28T14:31:00.000-07:002009-09-04T02:48:13.370-07:00

But why in the name of Sylvester Stallone is there a woman on Sportscenter?So I'm perusing the usual channels and all my usual options had been depleted. 2 and a half men, Seinfeld, and family guy were all off the air. Being that my mom is too cheap to buy HBO, R-Rated porn is not an option either. So I figure I'll give the old ESPN a shot, because thats what men do, we watch sports. I'm not

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-17798246985410440192009-08-28T14:15:00.000-07:002009-08-28T14:31:09.281-07:00

I know this pretty much goes without saying, but T.V. commercials make me want to stab myself in the eyes with a hot knife and light my ears on fire with gasoline. They used to appear at a pretty tolerable rate, but these days for every five minutes of program you watch you can expect to be bombarded by at least eight minutes of relentless, shallow advertising. And every commercial seems to

Alex Watermannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3803360503185266566.post-76837856858682435122009-08-28T14:12:00.000-07:002009-09-27T09:51:54.513-07:00

No. But apparently the last person to post a blog on this computer was wondering that same thing, because it was the first suggested entry when went to put a subject line. I don't think it was my mom or my sister, because they're faces appear to be rash free. anyway, we should be looking for Osama in Pakistan.

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